My Journey from Drink to Think . . . and back

 It started out innocently enough:

I began to think at parties, now and then, just to loosen up.

 Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.

 I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true.

 Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.

 That was when things began to sour at home.  One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life – and that night she went and spent the night at her mother’s.

 I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don’t mix, but I couldn’t help myself.  I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius and Kafka.  I would return to the office all turned around, asking, “What is it exactly that we are doing here?”

 One day the boss called me in.  He said, “Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but you’re thinking has become a real problem.  If you don’t stop thinking on the job you’ll have to find another job.”

 This gave me a lot to think about.  I came home early after my conversation with the boss.”Honey,”  I confessed, “I’ve been thinking…” “I know you’ve been thinking,” she said, “and I want a divorce!” “But hon, surely it’s not that serious.”

 “It is serious,” she said, lower lip a quiver. “You think as much as a damn philosopher and philosophers don’t make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won’t have any money!”  “I think that’s a faulty syllogism,” I said impatiently.  She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.

 “I’m going to the library,” I snarled as I stomped out the door.  I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche.  I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors.

 They didn’t open.  The library was closed.  To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night.  Leaning on the glass door, a Thinkers Anonymous poster caught my eye.  “Is heavy thinking ruining your life?” it asked.

 This is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker.  I never miss a TA meeting.  At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was “Porky’s.”  Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting.

 I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home.  Life just seemed easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking.

 I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me. Today I took a final step.

 I joined the Democrat Party.

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Gettysburg? BFD!

Astonishingly, our President, Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama, arguably a half-Black Man, is doing whatever it is he does when he isn’t doing important things – which he does badly – and missing the 150th Anniversary of the Gettysburg Address.  Because 600,000 lily white Americans died, many at Gettysburg, he is president of the greatest political experiment in all of our history on Planet Earth.  He must have a golf date.

As Bugs Bunny would say, “What a Maroon!”

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It’s time to remake “The Wizard of Oz”

For Almira Gulch, we nominate . . .

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John Kerry. Need we say more?

Oh, I pray no one sees me!

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Mr. President, Please Shut Up about some things . . .

President Obama, is a common “Progressive.” That is, he wants to outlaw what the people like, and as demonstrated by the unAffordable Care Act, or colloquially, Obamacare, enact laws the people reject, with severe penalties for those who dare resist.

In his latest adventure into matters unpresidential he weighed in on the name of one of the most storied and beloved (by locals) franchises in sports, The Redskins.  And you will observe that typically, Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama is uninformed, dismissal of his own criteria for judgement, and, is, well, a bore . . .

The left-leaning Annenberg Institute in 2004, took a poll of a national sample of Native Americans on the subject of the Redskins name.  9 out of 10 Native Americans said they were not bothered by the name the ‘Washington Redskins.’  This, of course, would then defy Mr. Obama’s condition that he would consider changing the name only if, “that [it] was offending a sizeable (sic) group of people.” Further, the Chiefs of all Virginia tribes – who are not offended by The Kansas City Chiefs – are similarly unconcerned with the Redskins. In fact, they love their local team and only wish Mr Obama would address their members needs for jobs and housing.

Mr. Obama is a pompous, arrogant, narcissistic empty suit.  But, the bright side is that when he focuses on The Redskins, he isn’t doing irreparable harm to domestic or foreign U.S. interests.

Hail to the Redskins!

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Moochelle Obama wants us to drink more water . . .

Michelle has quit her jag for for torturing kids with her version of healthy foods. Rather, the kids have rejected her message . . .

So now it’s water she’s divining:

Barry isn’t down with the idea:

 

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Tom Friedman, darling of the Left

Tom Friedman of the ever less influential New York Times was again a guest of David Gregory of the ever less influential Meet the dePressed this morning. We watched so you don’t have to.

Tom is revered we think, because like John “Bolt-Neck” Kerry, he married rich, uses big words slowly, speaks jibberish about important matters, and gains energy from bolts of lightening.  Unlike Secretary Kerry, Tom even exposes his inner thoughts (for what they are) such as wishing that the United States of America could, for a day, be ruled by the Fearless Leaders of the People’s Republic of China. Really. He wrote an entire column in support.

In a display of “progressive,” Liberal, left-wing nonsense today, Tom, one of the world’s worst witters, demonstrated why he’s one of its worst thinkers too!

In explaining why there is no clear path to democracy in Syria he cited as an analogy, South Africa’s journey into the modern era.  His example?  Well, they had a Nelson Mandela and there is no unifying leader in the Syrian opposition and there are various factions vying for authority.

Well, yes. And of course it counts that South Africa wasn’t Arabic, Middle Eastern, Muslim, Jihadist, Sharia lawed, or engaged in civil war.  Add to that South Africa’s democratic processes including a history of representative elections – ye, even during Apartheid – and it’s hard to imagine a worse analogy. And we have imagination!

Now, why would Tom analogize so poorly? Because the left always creates straw men, false dichotomies, and jibberish to confuse the masses and create challenging sounding dilemmas that only they can resolve. But, if one employs our favorite tool for dissecting logical fallacies, Occam’s Razor, one can separate the bullshit from the apple butter. And separate Tom Friedman from the intelligent.  Simply, there are no analogies to the Syrian kerfuffle because it is Arab against Arab, Middle Easterner against Middle Easterner, Muslim against Muslim, Jihadi against Jihadi, Sharia lawed, and shares only civil war with any other similarly situated country . . . which doesn’t exist.

But, he did marry rich. Very rich. Poor girl.

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Doolittle’s Raiders did a LOT!

With  nod to Joel Baumblatt:

They once were among the most universally admired and revered men in the United States. There were 80 of the Raiders in April 1942, when they carried out one of the most courageous and heart-stirring military operations in this nation’s history. The mere mention of their unit’s name, in those years, would bring tears to the eyes of grateful Americans.
Now only four survive.
 

After Japan’s sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, with the United States reeling and wounded, something dramatic was needed to turn the war effort around.

Even though there were no friendly airfields close enough to Japan for the United States to launch a retaliation, a daring plan was devised. Sixteen B-25s were modified so that they could take off from the deck of an aircraft carrier. This had never before been tried — sending such big, heavy bombers from a carrier.

The 16 five-man crews, under the command of Lt. Col. James Doolittle, who himself flew the lead plane off the USS Hornet, knew that they would not be able to return to the carrier. They would have to hit Japan and then hope to make it to China for a safe landing.

But on the day of the raid, the Japanese military caught wind of the plan. The Raiders were told that they would have to take off from much farther out in the Pacific Ocean than they had counted on. They were told that because of this they would not have enough fuel to make it to safety.

And those men went anyway.

They bombed Tokyo, and then flew as far as they could. Four planes crash-landed; 11 more crews bailed out, and three of the Raiders died. Eight more were captured; three were executed.  Another died of starvation in a Japanese prison camp. One crew made it to Russia.

The Doolittle Raid sent a message from the United States to its enemies, and to the rest of the world: We will fight. And, no matter what it takes, we will win.

Of the 80 Raiders, 62 survived the war. They were celebrated as national heroes, models of bravery. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer produced a motion picture based on the raid; “Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo,” starring Spencer Tracy and Van Johnson, was a patriotic and emotional box-office hit, and the phrase became part of the national lexicon. In the movie-theater previews for the film, MGM proclaimed that it was presenting the story “with supreme pride.”

Beginning in 1946, the surviving Raiders have held a reunion each April, to commemorate the mission. The reunion is in a different city each year. In 1959, the city of Tucson, Arizona, as a gesture of respect and gratitude, presented the Doolittle Raiders with a set of 80 silver goblets. Each goblet was engraved with the name of a Raider.

Every year, a wooden display case bearing all 80 goblets is transported to the reunion city. Each time a Raider passes away, his goblet is turned upside down in the case at the next reunion, as his old friends bear solemn witness.

Also in the wooden case is a bottle of 1896 Hennessy Very Special cognac. The year is not happenstance: 1896 was when Jimmy Doolittle was born.

There has always been a plan: When there are only two surviving Raiders, they would open the bottle, at last drink from it, and toast their comrades who preceded them in death.

As 2013 began, there were five living Raiders; then, in February, Tom Griffin passed away at age 96. What a man he was. After bailing out of his plane over a mountainous Chinese forest after the Tokyo raid, he became ill with malaria, and almost died. When he recovered, he was sent to Europe to fly more combat missions. He was shot down, captured, and spent 22 months in a German prisoner of war camp.

The selflessness of these men, the sheer guts … there was a passage in the Cincinnati Enquirer obituary for Mr. Griffin that, on the surface, had nothing to do with the war, but that emblematizes the depth of his sense of duty and devotion:”When his wife became ill and needed to go into a nursing home, he visited her every day. He walked from his house to the nursing home, fed his wife and at the end of the day brought home her clothes. At night, he washed and ironed her clothes. Then he walked them up to her room the next morning. He did that for three years until her death in 2005.”

So now, out of the original 80, only four Raiders remain: Dick Cole (Doolittle’s co-pilot on the Tokyo raid), Robert Hite, Edward Saylor and David Thatcher. All are in their 90s. They have decided that there are too few of them for the public reunions to continue. 

The events in Fort Walton Beach this week will mark the end.  It has come full circle; Florida’s nearby Eglin Field was where the Raiders trained in secrecy for the Tokyo mission. The town is planning to do all it can to honor the men: a six-day celebration of their valor, including luncheons, a dinner and a parade.

Do the men ever wonder if those of us for whom they helped save the country have tended to it in a way that is worthy of their sacrifice? They don’t talk about that, at least not around other people. But if you find yourself near Fort Walton Beach this week, and if you should encounter any of the Raiders, you might want to offer them a word of thanks. I can tell you from first hand observation that they appreciate hearing that they are remembered.

The men have decided that after this final public reunion they will wait until a later date — some time this year — to get together once more, informally and in absolute privacy. That is when they will open the bottle of brandy. The years are flowing by too swiftly now; they are not going to wait until there are only two of them. They will fill the four remaining upturned goblets. And raise them in a toast to those who are gone.

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Global COOLING is our worry . . .

Sea Ice at all-time record high. And, as we’ve discussed before, every new record breaks and old record. Big whoop.

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My “Progressive” Friends, I Beg You . . .

When are you going to whine about “Illegal Wars,” and “Unilateral Acts of War,” and even Guantanamo?

Out President has made every wrong FUCKING foreign policy choice possible – evidence that he listens to Joe Plugs Biden, a man who hasn’t been right once in his unillustrious infliction on sentient Americans.

You won’t whine, or even complain. You are about political control – totalitarians all – and intellectually corrupt – all in pursuit of using government to take what isn’t yours and give it to those who make no effort to earn it, all to reinforce, that is buy, more power!

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