This country is a mess! How do we know? We watched Hillary and Bernie last night so you wouldn’t have to.

Nearly two hours of hand wringing, pandering, denying, denigrating and disclaiming with a common theme: Income inequality, health care, foreign entanglements, pestilence and all other things important are worse today than when Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama was immaculated lo these many seven years ago . . . and it’s G. Bush’s fault!