To put Little Andy Cuomo, Democrat Governor of the Empire State in perspective  (that’s New York for you Low-Information voters) one must remember his earliest days in the Billary Clinton Administration where he was an Assistant secretary for something at Housing and Urban Development, “HUD,” not to be confused with a good Paul Newman movie.  (They do many important things at HUD, just ask them.)  It’s 1992 and after moving into his palatal office, the then young Cuomo whined incessantly about a buzzing and vibration that periodically emanated from his desk interrupting his naps, or causing other inconveniences.  Building Services (the aptly acronymed , “BS”) investigated, alas to no satisfaction. Then, as fate would have it, BS was on the scene when one of the annoying interferences happened, sending a team of federal bureaucrats scrambling – Adrian Monk-like to solve the mystery. Shazzam! They found it . . . Mr. Cuomo’s newly issued pager, tucked neatly into its box residing deeply in the back of a drawer was seeking him for important things.  Yes, this is a true story emblematic of Andrew’s curiosity, problem solving skills, and need for caring support.

Now comes along Little Andy, declaring of Conservatives,  “Are they these extreme conservatives who are right-to-life, pro-assault weapon, anti-gay? Is that who they are? Because if that’s who they are, and if they are the extreme conservatives, they have no place in the state of New York, because that’s not who New Yorkers are.”

But wait! Aren’t we told that the Democrat Party and more specifically “Progressives” are tolerant, broad-minded, intellectually curious, and engaging?! It seems not.  We know “liberals” who are right-to-life, Nat Hentoff springs to mind . . . and Harry Reid, the addled senate Majority Leader, too.  We know that about half the population is “pro-life.”  Yet little Andy prefers to live in and associate with New Yorkers who are pro-death, er, pro-abortion, a death sentence for those least able to protect themselves.

We know of no one who is “pro-assault weapon,” but we know many liberals in agreement with Conservatives who can read the Second Amendment to the Owner’s Manual (The Constitution of the United States of America) and believe words have meaning; who believe in a “right to bear arms,” as opposed to bare arms; and who believe correctly that all of the Constitution has equal weight as opposed to the parts that don’t exist, a “right to privacy,” being most prominent.

We also have no personal relationships with gay-bashers because, we have good taste and good judgment about our associations.  But, we know that the Left, particularly the union-labor movement has many troglodytes who “hate” all types of humans, yes, even Gays.

We lament that we don’t live in New York so we could have the pleasure of proposing that Little Andy F*** himself, as we loaded the last penny of our meager wealth into a shoebox and fled for a more progressive place, anywhere but New York.