A homicide bomber has attacked the U.S. Embassy in Ankara and we anticipate statements from President Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama, “Damn, another bump in the road!” and our new “Secretary of States,” Fred Gwynn, er, John Kerry, “What Billary said: ‘At this point, what does it matter?'” Our state run media will applaud their nuance.

Don’t we all feel better with Lurch Kerry at the helm!?