Breaking news from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source:

More than a week after President Barack Obama’s cold-blooded killing of a local couple, members of the American news media admitted Tuesday that they were still trying to find the best angle for covering the gruesome crime.

“I know there’s a story in there somewhere,” said Newsweek editor Jon Meacham, referring to Obama’s home invasion and execution-style slaying of Jeff and Sue Finowicz on Apr. 8.   “Right now though, it’s probably best to just sit back and wait for more information to come in.  After all, the only thing we know for sure is that our president senselessly murdered two unsuspecting Americans without emotion or hesitation.”

Added Meacham, “It’s not so cut and dried.”

The reporting of these murders is remarkably similar to the “discovery” that al-Qaeda dispatched our ambassador, otherwise know as the “bump in the road.”

A nod to Jim Miller, blogger extraordinaire.